aoife.trench.warfare

People with buggies. I applaud you. Woohoo, turns out you can reproduce. Great. But do you really have to shove it in our faces everywhere we go? And shove it in our sides, and shove it in our legs, and shove it across our paths as we feebly attempt to walk hurriedly through life? Please raise your hand if you feel you have been personally victimised by people with buggies. Yeah, thought so. They are everywhere, these buggy-wielding maniacs. They lurk at the sides of the footpath waiting for you to dash by in a hurry only to canter out and impede you on your way; they form the queues of every place you have ever had to queue in, at peak time; they wait for you in the darkest corners of tiny clothes shop with even tinier aisles, waiting for the moment you wish to peruse the skinny jeans only to park themselves and their weapon of choice right in front of the various denim articles on display. Yes, we get it okay, I'm sure there are plenty of reasons why Little Precious and the...

I don't know what dark corners of the world wide web you were pottering through to land upon this page, but alas you are here, so bid farewell to the comfortable, ignorance-is-bliss lifestyle you once had, and step into the strange, eye-opening world of yours truly! One thing you're going to find out about me after you subscribe to aoifetrenchwarfare is that I have opinions, and strong ones at that. I get inspiration from nearly everything and everyone I come in contact with, be it an article, an overplayed song on the radio, a snide remark or simply a glance out the kitchen window. While I am firm in my beliefs about various things, I acknowledge that I don't have all the answers, and one thing I never intend to do is to insult or to indoctrinate anyone. I just feel that I need to lay my opinions out in black and white, and by doing this I can make more sense of them, and if they make some sort of an impact on you, well then it's all good. Unless of course you ar...